Green Pickup Lines – The Best Environmentally-Friendly Ice-Breakers

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Have you ever walked into a nightclub of hot environmentalists only to find yourself at a complete loss for words? If you need help approaching that hemp-wearing, reusable-bag toting guy or girl in the corner, try some of the best eco-friendly pickup lines. Like the polar ice caps, he or she is sure to melt at a cheerful green come-on.

  • May I take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
  • Can I buy you a drink? In a reusable bottle of course.
  • Save water, shower with me.
  • Do you have a second? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
  • Baby, you have the passion of a vegan and the figure of a vegetarian.
  • You are rarer than a panda in the wild…and nearly as graceful.
  • My heart is like an iceberg in your presence…it melts.
  • Did you know my sheets are made of only organic, fair-trade satin?
  • Baby, all those other guys are unsustainable. Listen, I’ve got a renewable resource. We can go all night.”
  • “The average temperature haves climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here.”
  • I only date guys who recycle
  • Wanna see the backseat of my Prius?
  • The only thing that can come between us is Ralph Nader.
  • Excuse me while I climate change into something more comfortable…
  • I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% over the last 20 years.
  • Hey, let’s make compost, not love. Or war.
  • Just checking your emissions.
  • “Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?”
  • “My carbon footprint? Why it’s a size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?”
  • “I’m sure we could both reach the Big O…ozone that is”
  • “I won’t tap offshore oil, but I will tap something else”.
  • “I’d like to leave my carbon your bedroom.”
  • You’re so cool, you can bring the polar bears back from extinction.
  • “Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” – Eeyore, from A.A. Milne’s “Winnie the Pooh”

Have fun in the green dating pool!

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