Have you ever walked into a nightclub of hot environmentalists only to find yourself at a complete loss for words? If you need help approaching that hemp-wearing, reusable-bag toting guy or girl in the corner, try some of the best eco-friendly pickup lines. Like the polar ice caps, he or she is sure to melt at a cheerful green come-on.
- May I take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
- Can I buy you a drink? In a reusable bottle of course.
- Save water, shower with me.
- Do you have a second? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
- Baby, you have the passion of a vegan and the figure of a vegetarian.
- You are rarer than a panda in the wild…and nearly as graceful.
- My heart is like an iceberg in your presence…it melts.
- Did you know my sheets are made of only organic, fair-trade satin?
- Baby, all those other guys are unsustainable. Listen, I’ve got a renewable resource. We can go all night.”
- “The average temperature haves climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here.”
- I only date guys who recycle
- Wanna see the backseat of my Prius?
- The only thing that can come between us is Ralph Nader.
- Excuse me while I climate change into something more comfortable…
- I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% over the last 20 years.
- Hey, let’s make compost, not love. Or war.
- Just checking your emissions.
- “Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?”
- “My carbon footprint? Why it’s a size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?”
- “I’m sure we could both reach the Big O…ozone that is”
- “I won’t tap offshore oil, but I will tap something else”.
- “I’d like to leave my carbon footprint..in your bedroom.”
- You’re so cool, you can bring the polar bears back from extinction.
- “Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” – Eeyore, from A.A. Milne’s “Winnie the Pooh”
Have fun in the green dating pool!